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jane after her 6th child goes to have cosmetic surgery down below,to restore herself to her youthful glory, cos the bombdoors dangling to low and looked like a ripped out fireplace.she wanted to look like a piggy bank rather than a badly packed kebab.

after the operation she woke to find 3 roses at the end of the bed, so she asked a nurse who they were from the reply was

no 1 was from the surgeon because you were a model patient.

no 2 from the husband he cant wait to get you home apparently it will be the first time he will touch the sides in years

and no 3 is from eric in the burns unit to say thank you for his new ears

never heard that before laughed so hard my teeth fell out...thanks for cheering up a miserable saturday at work 10/10

5/3

ok? not funny

love it

Lame.

Sick but funny! Ha Ha! That joke is wrong on so many levels! 10/10!

not bad...not good but not bad...

yes very good

Very good. As Eric would say, " Hear hear "

It was til the end then it was sick.

Thats pretty funny

bold and beautiful

thanks,, darlin' sweet honeypie, you made my day complete

you got me laughing there thanks

HAHAHAHA!!!!

Very good.

thats my sort of joke well funny, but i can see y some ppl may not like but i think its dead funny

Hilarious ! I have just read it out loud there isn't a dry eye in the house, that was amazing have you got any more 10/10

I think it's funny

Good one.!!!

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