I Was Walked In To A Hospital Once.............?

i was walked in a hospital once to get a doctor to look at my hand, which i had burned (doing something), and i went into the reception desk, and then suddenly, this was this big emergancy and lots of nurses went up to me and draged me to the opertion theatre, then they lied me down, and started to operate on me, then when the opertion was over, i got kick out of the hosptial.
Later that day i found out that i had lost my Penis
What do i Do!!!!!!!

You're in luck.

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contact a psychologist and fast

Aw, did you lose your silly sausage??

haha that sux...too bad ur lying...thanx for the laugh tho :)

what the hell?! i dont know!

Try and think of something funnier for the next question becuase that was seriously lame.

go back and find it!

Get some breast implants and you'll be fine.

Watch a new porn.

are you sure your on this planet and plane of reality?
come of the weed, esctasy and crack, and get a life mate

Go back and get your hand looked at obviously.

poor guy. you must have lost your major HAPPINESS in life.

Based on your spelling, syntax and the ridiculousness of your story, I'd say you need to cut back on what ever drugs you're taking

no not your penis, it was your brain by the sound of it. Was your hand burned with friction? Or perhaps if you look a bit longer, perhaps with a magnifying glass you will after all find it

buy a new if you can

Oh NO you lost your sausage? whatever next??? LOL

Should have used the unburned hand to keep a better grip on it.....

Can you pee through your hand? As they may have used it for a skin graft you sillysausage :op