PLEASE HELP, DOCTORS/NURSES...embarrassing and I dont know what to do?

i was just masturbating and for some DUMB reason i grabbed one of those syringes full of teeth whitener(no needle) and injected the stuff into the head of my penis, the urethra or whatever. it doesnt hurt, there is a very slight tingling feeling but it is not bad at all and totally tolerable, but the head of my penis has started too kinda bulge up in places and become a lighter color, making the head look...deformed i guess. this was like 10 minutes ago, what should i do? it was 22% carbamide peroxide and after looking it up it says that 10% wont do anything to you but 35% will burn so im guessing im in the middle...but will the swelling on my penis and the discoloration go away after a shower or just overnight or time in general? i know im an idiot.

Oy, darling.

Take a shower, urinate, and put some ice on it for the swelling. (That'll be more painful than anything :) )

If in an hour it gets worse or nothing changes, you should go to a hospital and see what they can do for you.

That makes my penis hurt just reading that

sounds nice

since you already said you were an idiot, i'll button my lip. :-)

go to the ER, it needs to be flushed out

nuff said

OMG whatever possesed you to do that? Your not going to die from this but I think it would be best to get it flushed out of there ASAP try drinking alot of fluids to help you urinate also bath right away to wash away as much as you can. If the swelling doesn't go down soon you should go the the ER. Embarassing I'm sure but better safe than sorry.

man what you doin
instead of asking on yahoo answers go to the docters that might be an idea

Tell yourTeacher at school,then Go to vet they will cut it off