The queen is visting a hospital in Ayrshire...?

She goes to the first bed and a guy says to her 'Amans aman for a that'.
Looking perturbed she goes onto the next bed and the next patient says ..'wee timering cowring beastie, oh what a panic is on thy breestie'
She stands back a wee bit and she composes herself and moves onto the next bed whereupon the patient sits up and says 'fair fa your honest sonsie face, great chieftain of the puddin race'.. so she turns to the nurse and says ..'is this the mental unit' wherupon the nurse replies ...no ma'am this is the burns unit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

LOL! thats funny

ok :O

whoa thats funny

im sorry.
im sure the joke was funny but their were too many big words for me 2 understand it.

































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































xoxoxoxo

that's Hilarius

You've been to too many Killie Games full o jokers lol.

Excellent!!

very good (oh those clans::)

yeah ok