Have you ever considered organ donation?

The Operation

A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal

lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of

embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon

agreed.

Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully

placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor.

"I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"

The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that

the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this all by

yourself. The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and

empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago.

"And what about the third rose?" she asked.

"That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his

new ears."

That was classic!!! Made me laugh, in which I needed really bad to smile today. Thanks

ewwwwwwwwwwww lol

haha! yes I have. When I die

Hmm...

Ive considered organ donation. but im still not too sure about it all

oh thats a classic!!!lol

Ewwww!

LOL, that's gross!

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