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A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants
her vagina lips reduced in size because they were flapping in the
breeze. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a
secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia after
the surgery she found three roses carefully placed beside her on the
bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I
asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"

The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality
and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went
through this all by yourself." The second rose is from my nurse. She
assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had had the
same procedure done some time ago."

And what about the third rose?"she asked.

"Oh, that rose if from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to
thank you for his new ears."

Star or comment if you enjoyed!

roflmao. funny. this one is going to everyone i know.
love it.
star for u!

Hahaha Funny! yes i enjoyed it.

classic funny.

ok, that's pretty funny, have a star.

that was funny.

Thats really funny! love it :D

Excellent, worth a star.

Lol that was gd

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