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What is wrong with Yahoo today? Joke really?


A man is admitted to hospital with severe burns from the waist down. The doctor instructs the nurse to give him a large dose of viagra. The nurse asks "Will that help his burns?" "No," says the doctor, "it's to keep the sheet off his legs!"

ohhhhhhhh kizzy that was fun!!!!! chuckle

Ohhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooo kizzy!!!!! They are jealous
They are the biggest jokes!!! teeeee heeeeee.

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lol,good one........how did "that man" manage to get in before me!!!

Lol I love your jokes!

ha!!

Excellent lol

LOL

nice one lol

good one kizzy jokes are slow tonite 9/10

one of the better ones read lately

omg that was funny poor guy

Unnecessary wastage of Viagra... C'on Doc, you could have asked that nurse to unbutton her dress.

fabulous . just logged on this is the first one i have read so far "keep it up"

A bit sick, but quite funny.

That is good it never gets old.

LOL!!!!

Sick but but funny as hell.
Thanks, Kizzy!
That Cheeky Lad
Still wishing everyone a Wickedly Happy Christmas!

if it was possible, i would give this joke a 20/10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) very very very very funny!!!!!!!!your jokes are hilarious!!!!! please please please keep posting, i need more funny jokes to tell, thanx your the best! :) lol

It may also keep his mind of the burns if the nurse is willing...LMAO

lmao ho ho ho great1 ho ho...............

good 1 lol 10/10

Thats a funny one hahahaha.

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