Have you heard these?

man laying in hospital bed with 60%burns the doctor says to nurse''give him 2 viagra pills''the nurse says''will that help him?''the dr says''yes it will keep the sheets off his legs''

i am in hospital at the moment i ate a daffodil bulb thinking it was a pickled onion the dr says i should be out by the spring

good ones. lol

good ones.

LMAO... cant wait to see you bloom... hahaha

good ones... thanx for the laugh

heard em both before but still good.
a doth of the cap for you sir.

Stupid doctor... he could have asked the nurse to unbutton her blouse... waste of precious pills!!

ha ha ha ha ha ha!

giggles....

Short and cute.. way to go!!! 10/10 and a star

11/10 brilliant joke! id like to her more of your jokes

good one plus eating flowers or anything eating chicken bones can make you die

I have heard them now thank you

very good x

Wish I hadn't.

lol very good 10/10

LOL
9/10
Keep smilin'.

Well done.

funny. And I get 2 points for saying this

HaHa!!!! Very good !!!

LOL. LOL.

Thanks for the laughs!

hehehe, good ones
cheers

very good

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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