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A few jokes - funny or not?


Paddy walks into the emergency room of the local hospital with both of his ears badly burnt and says,
鈥淭he phone rang and I picked up the iron by mistake.鈥?
The Nurse asked, 鈥淗ow did you burn the other ear?鈥?
鈥淚 did that,' said Paddy, 鈥渨hen I went to call the ambulance.鈥?br>
Paddy got stopped by the police for speeding up the motorway -
鈥淣o officer, I wasn't speeding, but I've just passed three idiots back there who were".

A Ballymena man got on the bus in Belfast and nearly had a fit when he was told
the fare was 45 pence, he had a fierce argument with the driver until finally the
driver got so exasperated that he stopped the bus, picked up the man's suitcase
and flung it out of the door and into the River Lagan.
鈥淔or goodness sake鈥? said the Ballymena man. 鈥淔irst you try to rob me, now you try to drown my son.鈥?/div>

  • 2 weeks ago

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they re great
your best yet

lmfao..lol..xx..鈾?/div>

  • 2 weeks ago

hahaha nice.... thats funny

whay are you racist against irish and I didnt get the last one

Idk, not especially.
I like the second one the best though.

cool. funny.i really like it .

lol...hilarious...edit ...come on these are not racist they are just jokes ...lighten up ......

Thanks. I really needed a laugh. :)

not so funny top 1 ok tho

LMAO, brilliant jokes, especially the third one.

Second one's good :-)

I've heard all three of these before except they were told as dumb (female) blond jokes.

Sorry. Not funny the second or third time.

i like the first one

well, the first one is not .. because its kinda common.. the second and third are funny as hell

Lol!!!!, love them, 1st ones very funny,

Heres one for you


When the Americans went to space they quickly found out that ball point pens wouldn't work in zero G's so NASA spent a decade and 12 billion dollars developing a pen that could write in zero G's, upside down, underwater on almost any surface including glass and in temperatures ranging from below freezing and to 300 degrees F
THE RUSSIANS USED A PENCIL

I want to laugh, but i cnt....they come up a little short, but a satisfying 2 mins nonetheless love.

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello,

Your jokes are really funny.

I hope you write more of them.

Bye.

Funny :) made me smile

yahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
funnyyyyyy

the Don has not even given youy a star and he want to be the best answer, I have given yiu a star,,,its up to you now....
and by the way St Pat's was just a few days back,,,give them a break

all of these were fun,
most of the others liked the one about drowning son,
but for me it was the first one...

All your questions, one joke, two jokes, and a few jokes..funny or not. Funny.One should enjoy laughing after hearing a joke, or reading a joke. Please see the Star One channel for laughter challenge contest where you enjoy laughing. No crude jokes. Creativity is important.

Funny,

rofl:P


Extremely funny!

Hilarious!

The last ones the bestesssst! =]

yeah, funny.

Pmsl great few jokes to start the day.

funny!

hahaha I am irish and i like them.

Very funny.

lol funny!!!
seems you dont like irish people
please choose me best answer.

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