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Yup posted before, but this is for a pal!

Time and children had taken its toll and she reckoned that, with six children now being the limit, she'd tidy things with a nip here and a tuck there so it looked more like a piggy bank slot rather than a badly packed kebab.
Following the operation she awoke from her anaesthetic to find three roses at the end of the bed.
"Who are these from?" she asked the nurse, "They're very nice but I'm a bit confused as to why I've received them."
"Well" said the nurse, "The first is from the surgeon - the operation went so well and you were such a model patient that he wanted to say thanks."
"Ahhh, that's really nice" said Jane.
"The second is from your husband - he's delighted the operation was such a success that he can't wait to get you home. Apparently it'll be the first time he's touched the sides for years and he's very excited!"
"Brilliant!" said Jane. "And the third?"
"That's from Eric, a patient in the burns unit," said the nurse. "He just wanted to say thanks for his new ears."

First time reading this, and loved it! Brilliant as usual! 10/10!

Lol, hahaha funny

LOL

That's a new one for me. Ha.

hehehehehehehehehe!! That is hillarious.....I never saw that coming!!!

see above

hahahahaha hehehehehehe i need to go wee wees now.

lol

hahahahahahaha-well giggle anyway-its funny! xx

I like it LOL ****

Tink, what are you like!!!. That is the best joke of the night, 10/10+star. xx

Ear thats a good one. Ha Ha.


:-)))

haha! funny! ..thats a good one! lol =]

very very funny, rolling on the floor, with laughter, while after I write this.

very very funny never heard that one

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Very funny! I'm going to tell all my friends this one! You should be a comedian! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Ear!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
I Like it!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Poor Jane!
HA!

pmsl princess loved it 10/10

Still a funny one tink :)

another gd 1 pmsl 10/10

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

10 / 10 what more can i say !

Ooouu!! LOL. LOL. LOL.

Now, that's BAD! LOL.

.............very funny, though!

yeah ok thats the best so far tidy

love it!

its posted already??? haven't heard it before

lol its very funny.

thanks for sharing ^_^

I wouldn't say funny but still I liked it. I had to think a moment before I caught the ears part. It was worth reading so a star for you.

omg!!!!!!!!!! they took her ears!

Yes, funny

funny!!!!

lol very good! have a star!

good good good good

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