Extremely funny jokes (part 1)?

There was a mental hospital with lot's of patients and the director was desperate, so his says to a nurse "apply a test to them and the ones who pass it let them out" so the nurse goes and takes 3 of them and asks the first one"what will you do with a million dollars?"and the patient answers" i will burn them" and the nurse says"you didn't pass" so he stayed. Then she asks to the second one "what will you do with a million dollars?"and the patient answers" i will bury them"and the nurse says"you didn't pass" so he stayed. Then the nurse sees the third man naked and in front of a mirror so she asks him"what will you do with a million dollars?" and the patient answers" i will buy a new *ss because this one already has a hole."

Kind of dumb....sorry!

not funny

a little whack

not clever

that is funny. i would buy a new one because mine has a crack in it.

dumb

i like it. call me immature but i can picture it in my head and i cant stop laughing.

Oh no

sorry but it's not funny at all..I could've chuckled if I were 6

Wow. I think I missed the funny part... Wait, there wasn't one.

that is not funny

not bad. have a star.JD

I think it's pretty funny. There are way worse ones on here..

Nice job!

lame

lol

wtf

Hardly "extremely funny".

not funny at all