Mick was in the A&E.having his badly burned ears dressed."How did you manage to do thi", asked the nurse?....

"Well" said Mick,"I was ironing my shirt, when the phone rang and I picked up the iron instead of the phone!". "Good God", said the nurse, "but how did you manage to burn the other one?". " I did that phoning for the Ambulance!" said Mick.

thats a really nice joke, don't listen to the others, just keep on writing more!

WEAK

I dont get it.

Funny... last time I heard that joke, his name was Tommy.

I'm a mite peed off, for the sake of my Irish grandad... with the Irish leaning names in stupid behaviour jokes... it's way past time my English roots took the flack as well!

I think Mick needs an eye test lol! He should go to specsavers!!

Ha

ha ha

Was he pressed into it ? You have me in creases !

as i work in a&e and my dad is irish i can believe this but only if he was drunk

Heres another
Poor man with burned legs in hospital,
Nurse asks what medication to give him
and is told viagra - Will that help with the pain?
Certainly it will keep the sheets off his legs!