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Sun Burn - funny or not?


A man was laying on his back and fell asleep on the beach under the noon day sun. He suffered a severe sunburn to his legs. He was taken to the hospital. His skin had turned a bright red and was very painful and had started to blister. Anything that touched his legs caused agony.

The doctor prescribed continued intravenous feedings of water and electrolytes, a mild sedative and Viagra.

Rather astounded, the nurse inquired, "What good will Viagra do him in that condition?"

The doctor replied, "It will keep the sheets off of his legs."

oh you naughty girl you. lol

hahahaha no....lame

funny

HILARIOUS!!!!! a)if its not me and b) if you dont have skin cancer

nope it was a good try though. it think it's kinda too sad where you talk about the severe burns.

haha

funny stuff

Average.

WOW

that was not funny

ehhh

hehee i love that 1

To me it is really funny.
:) :D

Old but always very funny ! (*)

hehehe excellent hun, i will give him a hand as well, pmsl

good one, ha ha. may be he will not need the sheets.

he he he very good
star award

lmao...star. It is funny.

I like it! Quite humorous!

funny

ha ha ha v good,,,,,

LMAO!!!

ha ha ha thats absolutely brilliant,very good,im going to tell my husband that when he comes in from work...lolxx

Feel sorry for the poor guy, but can't help laughing!

reminded me of this one:

A new employee in a elderly care home is advised that all the male residents are given viagra last thing at night. When she asked why was told it stops them rolling out the beds!

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh

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