Here is some old rude jokes fill in the blanks okay?

1. The nurse whispered to the doctor, Dead Men Tell No Tales (by E.W.Hornung) 2. If I had an opportunity to speak to the president, I would ask him Where Have All the Leaders Gone? (by Lee Iacocc...

no, and if your blind, how are you reading this, a friend? well it doesnt matter, you maght want to get x rays, feel it to make sure there is no weird bumps, ask your mom (the nurse) to check it ou...

As we are growing (age 9-18), we need 1300mg/day of calcium & 200IU/day of vitamin D to absorb the calcium to develop proper bone mass It sounds like u never got to ur peak bone density As ...

I'd say the idiot knows nothing about how the U.S. Constitution works, and has recently watched the rediculous movie "The Siege". Tell him to get a life, grown up, stop listening to...

I always think that anyone who has a dream like this should write it down as a story. To me this sort of dream shows a very creative mind. Do you write? If not why don't you give it a try.

Please do not solicit answers on Y!A, as this is in violation of the school's honor code. If you need assistance, you can reach the school's academic advisors by phone or e-mail at:...

I think that it would be disrespectful to bring a crying baby to a funeral. I would let my hubby go without me. I would hope that you're family would understand the situation. At best you c...

i think the good deed came from you, not god. you may be pretty good; i do not know about god.