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Do you think Santa Claus has a good health care plan?


Do you think Santa Claus has a good health care plan?

No Santa can't get health insurance. No body wants an overweight old fart that engages in the hazardous activity of flying in a vehicle with reindeer power. He has been declined by all the health plans.

would think so m8

No i think rudolph has one though him being the one with the shiny red nose..................so shiny.......lol ;p

The very best ! Good Luck! :)

Since St, ol Nick is dead, I'd say no. And if you didn't know, he was Santa Claus, and he is dead.

He must since he's so fat and old-
and still alive.

He should...he should have died from diabetes a long time ago because of all those damn cookies he jammed down his throat!
Really, he should have been in a sugar coma from all those cookies. not to mention it, he has 364 days to jam cookies, cakes, ice cream and other fatty foods in his system then to go around the freakin world, jamming s'hit like that in his gut!
He better have the best damn health plan money can buy. in fact, he better be thin and wear padding so not to disolve the illusion that he is not fat.

Ask yo Daddy

nope -that's why he is still around - he cant afford to get sick and die

Poor old St. Nick! I don't know about his health care plan but I can infer he has a pretty bad sex life. He has crystal balls and comes once a year... besides being overweight.

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