Medical Confusion...funny ?

A man goes to his physician to pick up his sick wife's
results. The nurse on reception asks him the family name
to which he replies 'Smith'.

'Mr Smith, we have so many of them that we can't
find them. We've narrowed them down to two. Either
she came in for an AIDS test or an ALZHEIMERS' test.'

'What shall I do?' exclaimed the concerned husband.

'Well I suggest you take your wife into town and leave
her there. If she finds her own way home DON'T sleep with her.'

ha ha ha excellent,,,

har har

Can anyone post a good joke today please?

Well it gave me a giggle. Thanks.

lol.lol氓氓

~smile~ that was a little funny

hahaha! brill lol

tee hee:D

Ha ha ha, 1 star, that is Really Funny,Thanks x

good one!!

LOL!! star for you!! *

ha, ha ha!!

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

lol
love this
oldie but goldie

LOL very funny

PMSL!!!! 10/10

hahaha, brilliant.

hehehe, ouch, but better be safe than sorry, pmsl

star time

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