Have you heard news from NSA? Cheney shot Whittington because Harry...?

...has been identified as a member of an al-Qaeda "sleeper cell." The splinter group is called al-AZ Boy. The surveillance team became alarmed when they discovered large transfers of money to the Shady Acres nursing home in Central Texas. Apparently, a great deal more sleeping was planned.

President Bush, speaking through a water hose today, said that he was "sad to hear his good friend had associated with Al Katy, whom he doesn't remember meeting. His words for the VP were warm and sympathetic. "Even Oswald had a couple of shots to get it right; ****, Dick, you did purty good with just some buckshot. Along with the Presidential Medal of Freedom, Cheney will receive his Marksman's Second-Class pin and the Boy Scout First Aid meritbadge.

Hey, Ron, how do I get those news flashes?

That's just wrong.... and yet so funny!

Have you been reading the National Enquirer or something? where do people come up with these things? cheney was going to shoot(they were hunting, after all) at the animal and the ss agent walked into the line of fire.

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