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Did he get a shock at the doctors?


A guy goes to see his doctor to get the results of his blood tests The doctor says that he had better sit down as what he has to tell him will come as a shock he continues to inform him that he has a disease that as a doctor with nearly thirty years experience has not come over it before and its caled HAS!
Its a combination of Herpes, Aids, and Syphilis. Oh! says the guy it sounds bad! Yes the doctor agrees but we will get this nurse to take you down to a small room at the end of the corridor and will will start you on a very strict diet of Ryvita with Dairylea cheese slices. The guy says oh good doctor I like these and will that cure me? The doctor replies No! thats the only bloody things we will be able to shove under the door!!

Very good have a star,,,,

i like it nice one !
got any more ?

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ROFL...............
i don't get it :P

LMAO!!

thats so wrong

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