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A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.
"Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?"

The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture."

Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the woman.

As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?

Again the doctor spoke very calmly: "Same illness, better medical aid."

"same illness, better health plan" is the way I heard it. I think it works better that way. or just "better insurance"

anyway, funny

ha!ha good one ****.!!

lol, thanks for the laugh, 10/10, you can have a star!!!

that's funny, it made me laugh, thanks.

Funny one and not seen or heard of it before.

Funny

Liked it good one

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

lol...funny

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