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A lady has being in a coma for 2 months now...?


One day while being bathed by two nurses, they notice a distinct increase of activity on her brain monitor when they are drying her private area. That evening her husband comes to visit her, a nurse approaches, draws the curtains around her bed and tells him that they have had a significant breakthrough, the man is ecststic. "Now this may seem a bit unorthodox," the nurse continues, "but we have reason to believe that oral sex is the key to your wives recovery." At first the man is a bit shocked, but is willing to try anything. The nurse leaves him to it. Five minutes later alarms and monitors are beeping from behind the curtains. "What the hell happened?" the nurse cries as she rushes to their aid. "I.....I think I might have choked her."

funny, I spit out my hot chocolate.

Definately needs work.

FUnny

LOL! That is the funniest thing I have heard in a while!!!!

am i supposed to laugh?
RIP lady

haha funny

It was okay. Not hilarious... but it made me crack a smile.

not too bad..lol

very good, quite funny

Racy but pretty funny! 7/10.

Funny 8/10 Good One!

huhu it's a 5

thanks for the laugh

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