JOKE: nursing home?

One evening a family brings their frail,elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her,Hoping she will be well cared for.The next morning,the nurses bathe her,feed her a tasty breakfast,and set her in a chair at the window overlooking a lovely garden.

She seem's ok, but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair.Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her back up.Again she seems OK,but after a while she starts ti tilt to the other side.The nurses rush back and once more bring her back up right.This goes on all morning.Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home."So Ma,how is it here?Are they treating you all right?"they ask.

"It's pretty nice," She replies."Except they won't let you fart."

LMSIAOSFHISMSR...That was absolutely fabulous and just so visual, I'll never be able to look an old woman in the face again without remembering this

haha :D

Hehe - gotta love the elderly :-)

Nice one :-)

Nice one Calamity Jane!!

have a *

LOL!!! How cute!!!

I work in a nursing home... this is really cute...

LOL ohh dear i must be getting old ... leaning ! :-)

Yah man vg

Not bad !

that was cute.

Haha! For some reason I pictured Liz Smith (Nana from the Royal Family) when I read that.

Good one!

Another nursing home joke.

family brings another frail mother to Nursing-home, they go in to the lounge where all the residents are shouting out numbers and laughing.
the son asks, "what are they doing"
the matron replies, well they've numbered all their old jokes to save them repeating the whole thing."
the son says,"can I try one," the matron allows him to.
the son goes into the room and shouts out, "Number 345"
Everyone collapses into hysterics, the son's puzzled and says "that must have been a great joke, what one was it?"
after they've all calmed down a bit, one of the old gentlemen replies between gasps, "that was great, we've never heard that one before!"

its star time

nice....maybe not, lol

Heard it before Calamity but nice try for others............

nice one

Very good I liked it - speaking of old age did you hear the one about the old lady that streaked through the flower show? - She won the prize for best dried arrangemnet

cool jane

Yo, bin talking to my grannie!

Ha ha nice one. Bet it's killing her to let one rip!!


:-)))

lol very cute

lol, aha that was so funny Calamity Jane