Ok, please don't think i'm joking around (please read)!....?

ok 6 weeks ago, i gave birth to a puppy and i know for a fact it's a puppy because my cousin helped me give birth and she's a Licensed Practical Nurse (LPN). i don't know how that happened and i've been depressed and stressed out ever since. PLEASE don't think this is a joke. i honestly didn't know that it was humanly possible, but now i know it is. what should i do???

i'm 27 years old, in care u need 2 know

Buy puppy chow.

What an idiot...don't think this is a joke please...then thanks for being able to take a joke...sounds like the perv changed her story because she realized what people thought of her....lmao Report It

a puppy like a dog?

WOW!!! you shoulda video taped it, you could sell that for millions!

Sorry...but I wish you strength for getting through that mess. At least you know you're someone special

Stop smoking crack.

27 and you still type with single letters and numbers to represent whole words?

Didnt aspire to make it far in the corporate wold, did we?

Did you have sex with a dog or something?

well, now...do you have sex with your pets often?

What size straight jacket do you want?!

Eat it.

thats imposible there's no way in hell you had a puppy

alright who's smoking the wacky tobbacky?

I have some great advice for you: SEEK MENTAL HELP IMMEDIATELY!!

It's important you stay on your meds.

So that makes you either the world's dumbest human or the world's smartest dog, right?

In the future, stop the bestiality.

Your cousin switched out the baby and puppy when you were not looking, it was HER who had the puppy and you the human baby.

That was the best one I have heard in a REALLY long time. Thanks for the laugh. Don't be depressed and stressed, you're going to be a freaking millionaire!!!! It matters not what our children look like, as long as we love them unconditionally, mate. Best to you and congratulations on your new arrival. Nana

Please don't insult our intelligence like this. Find a really good mental health care provider in your area and have yourself commited. Any LPN knows that it's impossible for a human and a dog (or any other animal for that matter) to procreate. The genetics don't match up. Please don't insult LPN's in this way. I have been one for almost 10 years. Please don't go off your meds anymore............

umm what are u exactly asking?

ok id say....stop f*cking ur dog or any other dog.....and good luck with the baby/puppy......did u name it fido???? lmao

Start with accepting that you are delusional and get mental help asap. I'm sure you'll feel much better when you get on some meds.

i know how u had a puppy u ate dog ****

geez! did knobody ever tell you drugs are bad for you? off the crack.. ok?

if you had a in-vital pregnancy than 1 of the eggs might of gotten switched but if not than you would of had to had sex with a dog.

I actually had a dream that this happened to me, but I was pregnant, not psycho, and it didn't really happen.

I have some questions for you:
1) What kind of dog is the daddy and where is he now?
2) What happened to the puppy?

I don't think it's a joke, I think it's pretty sad that you are so stupid that you think you had a freakin dog! Maybe you shouldn't be screwing your pets and you won't have a guilty conscience...and a little FYI, an LPN is a licensed practical nurse...they don't have nearly as much training as an RN (registered nurse) and they wouldn't be someone that could help you out that much while you have a "baby".

a puppy?

Are you sure it came out of you?

It must be from someplace else.

Somebody is playing tricks on you I think.

I might believe a half chimp baby. Not a puppy or even a half puppy.

nice try it is biologically impossible for those two species of sperm and egg to fertalize into a real embryo, much less deliver, because the carrying human has a gestation of 9 mos whereas a dog is like what 3-6 months?

You should get your puppy house trained and buy a cute leash for it so it doesn't run away. What breed is it if you don't mind me asking? Then you should become morman and live in Utah. I think they breed with dogs or something like that.

LOL...whatevah.

ask you cousin the lpn to medically explain this it is impossible