The Best Nursing Home Joke Ever!!!! (RUDE!!!)?

Ethel loved to speed in her wheelchair and charge around the nursing
home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on
the long corridors.
Because the poor woman was a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic, the
other residents tolerated her, and some of the male residents actually
joined in her games.



One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and
Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "Stop", he
shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a licence for that thing?"



Ethel fished in her handbag, and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held
it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.



As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold
popped out in front of her and shouted "Stop, have you got proof of
insurance?"



Ethel dug deep in her handbag and produced a drink coaster and held it
up to him. Harold nodded and said "Carry on, ma'am".



As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy Craig
stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very sizeable
erection in his hand.



"Good grief", said Ethel, "Not the breathalyzer again".

Very Very Funny, have star for cheering up my Monday morning.

Ok take this from a person who just got DONE working in the nursing home...sick. Espcially since there are an Ethel and a Craig resident...ahhhh bad visual!

hahahahahahahahaha

Hahahahahahahaha...
Pretend I'm still laughing.

Haha, that is so bad.


And yet so great

LMAO. Star for you! ;-)

haha, thats gross!

HOO Yah, this is pretty darn funny!LOL

ha!ha!ha!ha!ha! it is rude but it is very funny gets 10/10

HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

hahaha, very funny, PMSL!!!

Heard it before, but still found it very funny 11/10.
Hey, don't you think the story would make a good film? But, would it be classed as drama or what. Just a thought.

hahaahahahahaa!! Dirty B@stard!!!!!

OMG...thats funny.. lol..

LMFAO

Lol. That's just sick and wrong. ha ha ha

OMG hahahaha. that was funny as

gross but still funny. good job

Lol!!! That's so rude and yet so funny! lol. Star for you!

ha ha ha ha ha.....................................

hahahaha made me laugh!!!

Rude but hey that's a stunner

lmfao!

awesome

xDD heard something similar before, but this is much better. star for you

hahahaha

That was hilarious!

LOL!

:) xx

That is soooo funny! I hope the residents where I work dont do that!

weird...