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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.
A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir, I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles, she overcomes
her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles
in the other. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them Sir".
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very closely.....
"Are-my-test-results-back?"

... and the top o' the mornin' to you, Liam, my little leprechaun. That joke improves with age. In fact, it gets better EVERY time I hear it!

That was on here a couple of days ago...

heard it before but always funny here take a star

Hmm not funny because they dont really sound very similar...

hahaha thats reli funny i like it

hahah i havent heard that one before. that was really funny!! thanks.

lol that was very funny.

That's so funny..... my sides are spitting & I'm wetting my knickers with laughter!!!!

Another example of how a fairly normal sentence could be misinterpreted into a very WRONG meaning. Love it!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! That was outrageously funny!!!

Nice one, thanks =)

good one

Lmso.. Iv heard dat b4 but its still well funny!

yeah, lets post this joke every day

I just woke up and I am still lmao. That was really cute Liam.

I like it, i bet she understood him really. ha ha

HAHAHA...i can't stop laughing. i think i'm going to pee my pants....happy day:)

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