Something to make u smile:)?

The Patient
>
>
> A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
over
> his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give him a
partial
> sponge bath
>
> Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask. 'Are my testicles black?'
>
> Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only
here to
> wash your upper body and feet.'
>
> He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check. Are my testicles
black?'
>
> Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from
worry
> about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back
the
> covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his
testicles
> in the other.
>
> Then, she takes a close look and says, There's nothing wrong with
them, Sir!'
>
> The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
>
> 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
>
> closely......
>
> A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?

lmao hahaha. that made my day

lol

haha.

are my test results back
are my testicles black.


luv it.

ha ha cool :) :)

She did bring a smile to my face. Was she 'blonde?'

lol

Haha Ill Give You A Star Bravo

Love it!

ahahahah

This made me smile, laugh and snort!!!!! Good one!!!!!!!!!!!

Uh... I feel really bad for the nurse.

lol very funny!! i gave you a star!

tat is SICK...tat is really good...ahshshhhhhshahahahhahahhahahahhah...

omg! that was hilarious!