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This is a funny joke I think it's PG 17 rated.? |
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour, surical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir." The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely.... Are - my - test - results - back ?" OK CHECK,THATS GOOD hahahahahhaha nicee good one yes am telling every that one haha wow! is this perex hilton OMG that is so funny, thank you for the laugh, I needed it. NEXT lol lol thats funny funny one :) hahaha.... lol..... good wan.... 10/10 :D LOL |
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