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A woman noticed that a man was masturbating in a hospital room with the door wide open.
"Oh my God!" screamed the woman, "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?"

The doctor that was leading the tour explained, "I am very sorry...but this man has a serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they'll explode and he'll die within minutes."

"Oh well, in that case, I guess it's OK," commented the woman.

In the very next room they could see that a female nurse was performing oral sex on a different male patient.

Again the woman screamed, "Oh my God! How can that be justified?"

The doctor replied... "Same illness, better health plan"

Herez the deal...

Yu give me the hospital address and I give yu a star...

Hwz it??

:-)

That's hilarious!

that is funny!!

Goodnes!
WHERE IS THAT HOSPITAL???????????

LMAO

maybe she needs to look into being a nurse.

LMAO, Do they have a hospital like that for females to be treated? Thats nice :)

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