To issue Oral medication ...or not?

A wealthy woman hospital benefactor was visiting the hospital

During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.

鈥極h my God鈥? screamed the woman, 鈥榯hat鈥檚 disgraceful, why is he doing that鈥?

The Doctor that was leading the tour explained 鈥?

鈥業 am very sorry, but this man has a serious condition, where the testicles rapidly refill with semen, if he doesn鈥檛 do that 5 times a day, they will explode and he will die within minutes鈥?

鈥極h well in that case, I guess its ok鈥?commented the woman

In the very next room they could see a female nurse performing oral sex on a different male patient.

Again the woman screamed 鈥極h my God, how can that be justified鈥?

The doctor replied 鈥?鈥榮ame illness, but he鈥檚 with BUPA鈥?

Thats a good one!

wotz bupa?????

Superman, BUPA is n insurance company. Since this fellow is covered by an insurance policy, he can afford to hav a nurse to suck him off, that is the joke!
Good one.

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