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Health plan...Funny or Not?


A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously."Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?" The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that
you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture."Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the woman.As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him.Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?" Again the doctor spoke very calmly: "Same illness, better health plan."

Woooooo...... haahahahaha....
Both the jokes are great but grose. I like it!!!!
That test results one were great too

Hmmmmm...not bad. Not bad at all.

haha thats funny

LMAO! That was hilarious. Thanks.

Excellent!

Oh, that is so good. Best I've heard in a long time.

hey sign me up for that health plan.

this is not funny

^_^ good one

thanks a lot

Good one. Wheres the hospital?

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