Best joke ever?

A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.

"Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?"

The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture."

鈥淥h, well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the woman.

As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him.

Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?"

Again the doctor spoke very calmly: "Same illness, better health plan

That was sooooooo funny I ttly got it.

i dont get that explain wats oral sex and masterbating mean Report It

that's a good one

That was a very good joke!!!

oh

good one.....lol!!!!!!

It was funny....But is that the best joke you've ever heard.

good

ha!

O I GET IT LOL

lol

First guy is on HMO. Second has PPO.

i thought it was funny lol