My mother is in NC and I am in Texas.....her 73rd birthday is Saturday & I can't be there...should I...?

.......totally go all out and send a male stripper to the nursing home to surprise her? Would that be a good way to show her how much I love and appreciate her?

Or would a XXX DVD be just as good?

You tryin' to kill her or what?

FTD.

male stripper

Just send her flowers and have the male stripper come visit you...

Is the inheritance any good?

Go all out and send the stripper. It's much more personal.

Okay the mear fact that you're thinking of these things to send your mother is weird in itself.
With the stripper she could have a heart attack.
As for me i'd prolly just show up for the birthday. Otherwise i'd send her something special that i took a lot of time and thought to pick out. Maybe a photo in a special picture frame?

You're a dumb ho,but i guess your mom is dumber.

I am for hire, let's go!

I think flowers would be more appropriate, she might have a heart attack from the stripper.

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