Which is worse?

This is suppose to be a true story from a Houston Medical Center

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his male anatomy.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his pee pee while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your thang
3) Or finding out your manhood fits through your wedding ring.

Hum... I heard that story too. Thats a tuffy. They're all pretty pathetic. Worlds kind of messed up it would seem.

I guess I'd say 2 is the worst.
No woman should have to withstand that kind of disrespect.

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