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I tried to call the nurse again, but ... ?


I tried to call the nurse again, but ... ?

*George The Fat Pink Hippo, what on earth could you possibly want now? I just left your room not 2 mins ago. I want you to think of anything you could need while I'm here and DON'T call again for a while.*
~fantasy fades~
I dropped the call light on the floor, leaned way over the side of the bed to get, and fell on my head. I now have 13 stitches above my left eyebrow.

She's bein' a little b*tch

She's being a little *****!

sorry she was at mine

That beotch, how dare her ignore you?

she and the doctor are still out to lunch

She's on a break!

shes being a little *****

she is screwing the doctor, this happens once an hour please wait about 3 minutes, the doctor cant do it long, he has an operation, oh no don't worry they wash their hands!

she's being a little ******.

Sorry I was out, what did you need?

She's mad at me, cuz last time I tried to molest her..

hey, we're busy, ok, on break now, deal with you in a few, keep that puck pan close please

She is too busy with the doctors to think about the POOR patient.

SHE TOLD YOU THAT YOUR HIPPO RASH WOULD BE OK AS LONG AS YOU PUT sOmE ointment on it

She was at lunch

she's being a little *****!

I'm sorry! I was busy! Do you need an extra sucker and sticker?

She was just too busy charting and wiping poop off another patients hinney.

Ah... I see. So instead of making you better, she's making you ill.

Isn't there a pill for that....?

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