Some good jokes!?

1. A cute Nurse came 4 the interview.
Dr: What salary U Xpect?
Nurse: $.2,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it鈥檚 $ 20,000

2. If you never want to see a man again, say: I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children - they leave skid marks.


3.A blonde was being admonished by the doctor: Until the penicillin cleans out ur infection, u r to have no relations whatsoever!
Pausing for a moment, blonde replied: Ok, but what about friends & neighbors?

ha ha ha
where did you come up of all these?
nice ones

Umm...okay. Kinda dull.

their ok

sorry dude...they suck..here;s one for u

you know you live in 2007 when....

1) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave
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2) you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years
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3) the reaL reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name
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4) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.
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6) your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.
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7) you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling
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8) as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your
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9) and...you were too busy to notice number 5.
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10) you actually scrolled back up to check that there was no number 5
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11) and now you're laughing at your stupidity
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CHeeRios

Why are Muslims buried 20ft under ground?
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Because deep down thier good people.

lol

I don't get the first one but the other ones are good.

good one!

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