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Doctor says I have Dickey-do Disease. I can't find any references to it?


My doctor just told me I suffer from Dickey-do disease, and then the nurse snickered. I can not find mention of this syndrome in my desktop medical reference. Does anyone have any information on this affliction? Please provide a reference.

Now I'm really embarrassed. I forget to mention the nurse pointed at me when she snickered. I'll never take my pants off in that office again!

LOL! It means your belly sticks out farther than your... well.... dickey do!! Seriuosly, I looked it up. There is even an award for it.

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hahaha ur doc is funny Report It

Wow, is your belly that big?

Well, I have heard the saying! It Means your belly sticks out farther than you Dickey Do. LMAO

havent heard that in a long time. funny

laymans terms.... you'r a wanker!!!!!!

Time to lose weight

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I think they are referring to your sexual behavior

it means your fat...sue him for mental anguish!

You need to go on a diet, because apparently, your stomach sticks out farther than your dickey-do.

Your belly hangs lower than your "dickey-do"

I hope you're joking.....If not then I'll explain. It means your stomach sticks out farther than your dickey-do.

Dicky do disease is when your fat gut hangs out so far that you can't see your dick. If that describes you, give the doctor credit for a sense of humor.

Your belly sticks out farther than your Dickie-do =)

You know, I bet Google could make a mint by adding "Google Punchline" to their array of services.

The doctor means that your belly sticks out farther than your "Dickey-Do." You cant see your meat for the spare tire! Idiot.

Are you serious? That is when your belly sticks out further than your dickey do. I heard that one back in High School.

Bad one. It means your belly hangs lower than your dicky-do. Seriously. {snicker|

I thing your doctor was being cruel.

lol, dude, it means your stomach sticks out farther than your dickey-do! dont worry, there are lots of diets you can get into if you wanna reduce your wieght! (oh and you MIGHT wanna confront your docter about his rude remark...) hope i helped =]

oh my god that is so funny.

Im not sure what that is but did you try to google it? or look on web md?

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