Star if yu like?

A Teacher lecturing on population -

In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up - we must find & stop her



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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of "WIFE."

It means...Without Information Fighting Every time!

WIFE says No, it means - With Idiot for Ever



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A sardar ji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.

He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister



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2 Lovers plan to suicide.

Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.

Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.

yours were wonderful!!!!!! would u like 2 have these in return

1. If Washington's wife went to Washington while Washington's washerwoman washed Washington woo lies. Tell me how many W's are there in all?

Ans : No W at all in "All"!!!

. If I were in the sun and your were out of it, then what it would be?

Ans : Sin.... but of course logically none can near sun

of course it was nice ....................

that last one was a real good one.

HAHA..:))

I ve got one! A boy is performing on stage, he fals through a hole on the stage. Mother told the father," Don't worry , it's just a STAGE he's going through."

starred. i like.... best answer...

yep

the first one is the best didnt get it at first but them liked it

I especially liked the 3rd one because in Europe & Asia, nurses are called, "Sister" out of respect.

The rest were worth a nod & a smile.

Horrific. I think my eyes are bleeding now.

lol these were funny..

hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

hehe:)

yep

becareful when you ASSUME [***-U-ME] things because if you are not wary, you could end up making an *** out of U(you) & ME