She Needs An "Upturn"?

A girl walked up to the information desk in a hospital and asked to see an "upturn."
"I think you mean the intern, don't you?" asked the nurse on duty.
"Yes," said the girl. "I want to have a contamination."
"You mean examination," the nurse corrected her.
"Well, I want to go to the fraternity ward, anyway."
"I'm sure you mean the maternity ward."
To which the girl replied, "Upturn, intern, contamination, examination, fraternity, maternity what's the difference? All I know is I haven't demonstrated in two months and I think I'm stagnant."

A fun misuse of words*

WTF?

lol ....what the hell?

I'm not sure I get it, but it's not so funny.

i must be as dumb as the girl in the joke because i dont get it : (

i don't get her problem with talking correctly, but i think she thinks she is pregnant.

cute... Was she a blond? I once had a blond secretary that needed Windex to clean the whiteout off of her computer screen...

Seriously, she was a great secretary and a valued friend to this day, but I wouldn't authorize the Windex at company expense.

lol, ok.