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A girl walked up to the information desk in a hospital and asked to see the "upturn".

"I think you mean the 'intern,' don't you?" asked the nurse on duty.

"Yes," said the girl. "I want to have a 'contamination.'"

"You mean 'examination,'" the nurse corrected her.

"Well I want to go to the 'fraternity ward,' anyway."

"I'm sure you mean the maternity ward."

To which the girl replied: "Upturn, intern; contamination, examination; fraternity, maternity....what's the difference? All I know is I haven't demonstrated in two months and I think I'm stagnant."

Where do guys come up with these things funny very funny

haha

ehhh...not that funny

she must've been a blonde

go roger go youre on a roll

That's why we need more ESL people at the information desks. LOL!

yes yes yes

Now that`s funny 10/10

Lmao,

That`s coming to work with me!!

Tink x

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