Nurse joke?

A new nurse in training was following the Head Nurse around in an old folks home while she gave out medication.
The young nurse noticed that all the women would get a sleeping pill, while all the men got a sleeping pill and a Viagra.
At the end of the rounds the young nurse asked why all the men got the Viagra.
The Head Nurse said, 鈥淥h, that鈥檚 to keep them from rolling out of bed while they sleep.鈥?/div>

1 year ago

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:) lool good one

Funny! Thanks!

what prevents the women from rolling our of the bed while they sleep?
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1 year ago

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Good one. Man everyone on here today is on a roll.

hahahahaha that was good

cute joke.

And to answer Vette's question--speed bumps

I guess those men couldn't balance themselves to sleep. Tee Hee Hee!

Something similar: Paddy was on holiday and whilst sunbathing he got badly sunburnt. When he saw the doctor, he was given some Viagra. 'Sure doctor' he said 'am I not over 70. What good will they do me'. 'Ah' said the doctor 'they will help to keep the sheets off your chest'.................

thats funny ill give u a ten

lol

LOL. LOL. Good one!

Thank you for the laughs.

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