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There was a young man who was so well-endowed that it was bothering his knee. Three doctors and one nurse were in the operating room to remedy the situation.

The first doctor said, "We'll just take a big hunk off the end." They discussed it and decided that would affect his sensitivity.

The second doctor said, "We'll just take a big hunk out of the middle of it." They discussed it and decided it would change the texture and feel of it.

The third doctor said, "We'll just take a big hunk off the base of it." They discussed it and said that would give him erection problems.

The doctors looked at the nurse who had tears running down her cheeks.

The nurse cried, "Can't we just make his legs longer?"

thankyou thankyou that is the best one i hav ever heard!!!!!

Good one. It reminds of another. Hope you like it...

A man goes to an emergency room and talks to a nurse. He says, "I have a huge problem. I have an enormous erection and it won't go away no matter how many times I have sex. You're a nurse...what can you give me for it?"

The nurse thinks for a minute, digs in her purse, pulls out some money and says, "$50 and my wedding ring?"

such a smart nurse. i like it.

The doctors answered,"Why didn't we think of that; yes, we can do that!"

The nurse replied, "Thank you, Jesus!"

lol lol lol !!!!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that almost made me cry laughing . . . . . . .!!!!!!!!!!!

That would be my suggestion!!!

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