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Longer legs....funny ?


There was a young man in the air force who was so well endowed
it was causing problems with his knee. Air Force doctors and one Air Force nurse were in the operating
room to remedy the situation. The first doctor said, "We`ll just take a big hunk
off the end." They discussed it and decided that would
affect his sensitivity. The second doctor said, "We`ll just take a big hunk
out of the middle of it." They discussed it and decided
it would change the texture and feel of it. The third doctor said, "We`ll just take a big hunk
off the base of it." They discussed it and said that
would give him erection problems. The doctors looked at the nurse who had tears running done
her cheeks. The nurse cried, "Can`t we just make his legs longer

here what you doing giving all my military secrets away hehehe

Lol thats hilarious, i agree with the nurse

Nurse has the Best Solution, definitely...!!!

lmao star

best one today 10/10 :-)

star, lol.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i thought i could never answer b/c i'm still crying from laughter
hahahahahaha ;))

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

hehehe, where is he, i can help him, pmsl hun

star time

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

nurse got the best solution...bwhahahahhaha

lol!

LOL.I'm with the nurse!

Great joke lol

pmsl very funny*

Lol Honey pls let me have that nurse,here have a star.xxx
Love you.xxx

LOL. clever nurse

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