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How can I get fired from my job where I am able to collect unemployment?


I need to make sure this will be a wise decision though. I have a fetish for desiger jeans and handbags with a minor cocaine addiction. I am a pediatric nurse.

just start randomly giving wrong charts and laughing at obese kids when you weigh them. that would be cool.

I wouldn't worry about going on unemployment. That won't pay for your addictions. Hope you don't take care of any of my children.

ha ha! you rock! can i bring my kids to see you??

Ok?

come on keep your job and get clean

Unemployment doesnt give you much money.. only 1/4 of your paycheck. I wouldnt do that.

Not wise. If the employer can show just cause for the firing, you can't collect a penny. Getting clean is the best way to take care of your life.

It may vary from state to state, but some places you can't get unemployement if you are fired. Depends on the reason.
If you are dealing with children at all, you need to stop doing the junk period. There is no such thing as a minor cocaine addiction.
Get help now!

well, that explains what's gone wrong with kids these days...

look, if you get fired then you can't steal all those nifty designer handbags from the worried mothers

and sorry, but NOTHING beats pharmaceutical grade coke

what are you thinking!?

Grope as many people as possible. Even if you aren't allowed to collect unemployment, you'll have some really fond memories.

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