What's the funniest SHORT story you can tell that happened at work?

One Saturday while at work, a man brought his 13 yr old son in to be seen in our ER. Before putting them in a room, I read the symptoms off of the complaint sheet... "pain in private area and infection in eye". I sat there filling out the paperwork wondering "Hmm....I wonder if these are related" as the other nurses giggled. I swear they stack the charts against me. I took the patient and his father to the exam room and when I inquired about his symptoms, I looked at the father who was obviously embarrassed and the boy wouldnt look at me in the eye and would barely mumble any words. I passed the chart off to the dr who looked at me funny as he read the complaint sheet and asked if it was a joke. Nope!! As it turned out, the poor kid had a torsion and conjunctivitis; two unrelated diagnoses.

My friend and I were taking a bathroom break. I was sitting (pants up) on the toilet talking to her when my wedding ring slipped off and into the toilet (automatic flushing kind). I was afraid to move and flush my ring so she fished it out for me. Our boss walked in as she was bent over the toilet between my legs saying "spread your legs more I can't get to it"! Hilarious!

when i worked part time at ACE hardware after high school classes the girls were in charge of cleaning the bathrooms.. well one day the womans toilet was clogged and we didnt want to clean it so we payed one of the stock boys to unclog it

thats not funny.

k that wasnt funny.

I was emailing one of my coworkers and I was talking about borrowing another one of her books. Instead of putting books I put boobs. I walk into work that next day and she started laughing at me with another one of my friends. I couldn't believe it til I saw for myself.

acid water spilled all over the floor (I'm serious)

one day at work i said...."this one day at band camp..." and everybody started laughing but you would have to see american pie to understand it

New Xerox copier at work. Fancy updated buttons, etc. Someone posted an official-looking sign on it, saying it was "voice activitated". Someone actually fell for it, and of course wasn't sure what he was s'posed to say, so he was standing at the copier saying "copy"... "print!".... "GO".

When I worked at a grocery store in Tennessee, I had trouble understanding some people's accents, me being a Yankee. One day a lady came in and asked me, "Do you have any a**?" I looked at her like, "What?" She replied, "Where's your a**?" I stood there for a moment before I realized that she wanted to buy "ice"!

i dont get it.......

I work (i mean worked) at best buy. Just before black friday (day after Thanksgiving sales...madhouse) me and this other employee moped the floor right infront of the door. We didn't put a wet floor sign out and when the doors open the stampeed of people were just slipping and everytime they got up they fell again. HAHAHA!!!

I worked for General Motors (before it closed down our plant and opened it up in MEXICO).
We made all the headlights for numberous GM cars and truck models. At this particular time, I was putting on a rubber gromet that we sprayed with rubbing alcohol so it would be slippery and push onto the housing of the headlight. I would sometimes spray my hand with alcohol and light it with a lighter to show off my "flaming hand". This did not hurt at all because the alcohol and water content will separate while it burns and my hand will only get warm until I shook out the flame. OOOPS The LAST time I did this, I applied too much alcohol and after 3 or 4 seconds of "flame on" I COULDN"T put it out! I was flopping and shaking my hand and after 5 or 6 seconds I was worried and could smell the hairs on my hand start to burn! It was getting hot and I panicked. I jumped up and ran up the assembly line while pounding my hand against my chest. A friend grabbed me and threw his jacket around my hand. The flame was estinguished! After I and everyone watching figured out I was OK, we all died laughing. I then pledged NEVER to try that again!
LOL

I saw my own boss slip down the floor one winter while he was heading out for his ussual smoke. He step on the slippery snow and he slide and there he goes...he fell down with one leg up...and all his coins were scattered away from his hands...guest what? he got only pennies in his hands and every1 just can't help themselves to laugh. Ha ha ha!

this was about five years ago, at my work. It was lunch time. The venting co, Just put in a ice cream vending machine. They were having some problems with it. I was at a table with some friends. i was eating a Klondike bar. Cindy (the lady that fills the machine up) She walked up to me..she asked me "Is it soft" We (guys) bust up laughing from what Cindy said lol.