This one is my fav....?

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her.

They tried it again and sure enough there was definite movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried. The husband said, "I'm not sure - I think maybe she choked."

I'm choking with laughter too!

Um....no. :|

OKAY

LOL that was good

I Don't get it!

Ahhhhh *10*

Cute. But a little predictable.

hahahahahah xDDDDDDDDDDDD good 1 !! funny! (^_^)

Too Funny!!!

ewwww....that's gross

That actually wouldn't surprise me at all.

I've heard it, but not as well arranged. Thanks

oooooppppppss!!!!!!!!!

Ha. That was funny. Where do you come up with these?

Where do you *** up with these jokes? LOL

Ha Ha? I'm gonna just gonna shove my dick in my wife's wouth while she's in a coma...ok? It's got a good backround...but it didn't come off as funny.

Well thats pretty funny in a sick kind of way, I needed a laugh.
P.S. I love your avatar.

Ha ha.

Good one........... NOT!

ok-kind of get it

that was awesome

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

"Take only ONE. God is watching"

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.

Two thumbs up!

Oh no!! Hahahahahaha!! Im a nurse, that was good!

wow you must be lonely

LoL...good one.

Another great joke that someone will report.(Not me!)

LMAO!!!! That is hilarious. Thanks for more jokes. They kill me!! Thanks for the laugh!!! LMAO!!!!