Not in this hospital perlease!!!!!?

A woman is in hospital in a coma. Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them is washing her 鈥榩rivate area鈥?when they notice a response on the monitor when they touch her 鈥榙own there鈥?
The tell the doctor and he goes to the husband to inform of this fact, explaining that , 鈥淐razy as this may sound, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma鈥?br> The husband is very skeptical about this but the doctor encourages him to give it a go. They鈥檒l close the curtains for privacy, besides it鈥檚 worth a try. The husband finally agrees and goes to his wife鈥檚 bedside.
After a few minutes the woman鈥檚 monitors flat-lines and all the alarms go off, no pulse, no heart rate鈥︹€?
The nurses run into the room panicking, the husband is standing there, pulling up his trousers and he says 鈥業 think she鈥檚 choked鈥?

Sick...
...but funny

whats the question?

yep chortle chortle

lol....figures it ALWAYS has to be ABOUT them!!
:O)

poor woman

brilliant!!

ahhhhhhhhhhh that is sick !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VERY FUNNY!

Rather sad, brought a lump to my throat, as hers. Great 10 / 10

lol

Another hard one to swallow ! haha

Hahahahaaaaaaa brilliant
and if you please
TYPICAL BLOKE