Do you consider this to be an Oral Awakening? Wink!?

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her.

They tried it again and sure enough there was definite movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried. The husband said, "I'm not sure - I think maybe she choked."

LOL :)

hahahahahahahaha that is the best story in the world

O - M - MOTHERFRUUCKER GOD!
THIS IS 1 FUNNNNNY JOKE - LOL - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

that was awful!

HAHA. is this for real?

Sweet

I thought that was gonna be a good story and it was it was funny. One of the best ive ever heard.

well it was worth a good try~~~~~~
The Nurses said it may work,,,,,

very good.

where do you come up with this!!! IT'S GRATE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LMAO...leave it to man to think only of his pleasures at a time like that......and you wonder why we ladies call ya dogs.....hehehehehe good joke!

2 points.... need a hand ....

ha thaats pretty funny

Love it. That's too sweet. lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

LOL