Hospitals today again??

Oral Awakening
A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her.

They tried it again and sure enough there was definite movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried. The husband said, "I'm not sure - I think maybe she choked."

I must be getting stupid,I had to read it twice before the penny dropped.Now I'm still giggling. . A good 'un

heard this one but still made me smile. keep posting

lol

now was he dumb or what. but it was still funny

oh my stars!!!!!!

pmsl again lol

what if i do it to you???star of course!!purrrrrrr lmao

good one haha ha

ha ha ha new one for me

lol thats funny,
typical man!