A good husband always does right by his wife?

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.

Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath.

One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was
a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it
again and sure enough there was sizable movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him,
"As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and
bring her out of the coma."

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close
the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his
wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no
pulse, no heart rate.

The nurses run back into the room.

"What happened!?" they cried.

The husband said, "I'm not sure....maybe she choked?

lmao! You're so funny! have a star and a hug x

Ha Ha that's an old one but a good one babe x

Aww that's good.Typical man,always putting himself first.10/10

Thats fantastic. Have a star

lol very funny!

That's ***** awful - but funny

Thats quite funny that.

for feck sake,lmfao,,you are a very bad girl.

PSHAW!!

LOL! Nice one Busy.

LMFAO very funny

Hope Kev didnt see this he's too young

Pornographic filth!! you should be ashamed.....

Michael what doe's the "w" stand for?

I posted a joke relating to a double meaning for the word contagious" Not very rude and I did say sorry if it offended any females, but I still had it deleted and got a violation, So far nobody has has the courage to own up as they must be very narrow minded people .Busy Bee this was a funny one just hope you don't get the same treatment as I had.

pmsl that was fist class,

I heard this the other day but it still made me giggle again.

Still a laugh though, No sore throat and duvet involved by any chance,and as pointed out,kev isn,t in bed yet lol

aaaaaaaa haaaaaa andy would do the same haaaaaaaaa

LOL, ROFL.

That is so funny but really disgusting,I wasn't sure where it was going Busy but it sure made me laugh
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