Now, here's ANOTHER joke, lol...?

This one is REALLY funny in my opinion...

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her.

They tried it again and sure enough there was definite movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried. The husband said, "I'm not sure - I think maybe she choked."

I'm ashamed to admit that I laughed at that...

lol iv heardf it b4 its so funny

LOL, that was great!!!!!!!

funny.

OMG!!!!1 HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Old, but still great. I love it.

ha thats funny

you are right it was funny I give you *****

LOL :-D

I don't get it... oh wait, now I do! HAHAHAHA!!

Sorry, that"s a old one !

lol

hAAAA

Ba dap bump...

lol. l like it, that was funny.

Lol, very funny.

Lol,good one:)

hahaaha, what an idiot. You're right, i love this joke hehehehe

tehe

An elderly woman goes to a plastic surgeon a says she wants her Vagina to look just like it did when she was in her teens. The doctor said he'd never had a request like that, but he'll do it. The lady said "Fine, except i want absolutely no one to know about this. Tell No one!" Dr. agreed and she soon had her surgery. When she woke up in the room after her surgery, there were thre huge boquets of flowers. She was immedate;ly angry and wanted to know who they were from, as no one was to know about her surgey. Dr.said the first was from his staff, the second was from the floor nurses. She inquired about the third boquet and the Dr. said they were from the burn unit upstairs and that the old man up there said "Thanks for my new ears."

Take a bow for that one.

w00t!!!

thats a good 1

nice!!!!!11

that was some funny stuff!!! ROTFLMAO

its old i told it before sorry sweetie 鈾?/div>

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