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Girlfriend in a coma?


A woman is in a coma. The Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them is washing her "private area" and notices that there is a response on the monitor when she touches her. They go to her boyfriend and explain what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
The boyfriend is sceptical, but they assure him that they'll close the curtains for privacy. Besides it's worth a try!! The boyfriend finally agrees and goes into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat-lines...no pulse...no heart rate. The nurses run into the room. The husband is standing there, and says, "I think she choked!!"

"girlfriend in a coma, I know, I know it's serious"

LOL ! Typical bloke!

Thats vile, but its funny to.

please publish this story in some porn site , not here please

How come he's her boyfriend but she's his wife? I thought it was quite funny, lighten up people!!!

I don't think that is the least bit funny.

Thanks for the laugh with my morning coffee. That was cute! :)

That was kinda funny!!! How is he the bf and she is the wife????

Made me laugh!.

is that a true story?

That was soooo funny!!!!

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